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TYPE:
Crazy Gnome
Lyrics:

Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome

This song is called
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome

Ok everyone there's a crazy gnome out in the audience
Say "Crazy gnome" when the time g...
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome

Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gno...

Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome

Ok we got any gnomes out there?
Do we got any crazy gnomes out there?

Crazy gnome was walkin' through the desert
It was dry and got nothing but the lepers
And I was beatin' out their blood and pus
And all their scabs are no what do what do what
Do you want with me
Crazy gnome on a fuckin' Halloween

Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
And he'll go in your home
He won't be here when you're walkin' down
But Crazy gnome
He doesn't care about your hat
If he's goin' off all inside
If you're getting' yourself a new ride
Or movin' away from your college or parents
Or movin' away from bein' a sea monkey, that's great
Crazy gnome knows what you're sayin'
Crazy gnome he was awake all day
And when he went outside at quarter past ten
Crazy gnome, he started eatin' raw chicken
And the things you want, the things you do
The crazy gnome wants a belt whoopin'
You're crazy

Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome

Well crazy gnome
He has a wavy cap
Went to school and then he got home from gym
He felt I don't understand
I guess he made my jacket my own

Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome
Crazy gnome

Every year crazy gnome comes around
And he looks at all your stuff and he laughs at you
Crazy gnome is no one's friend
If you see crazy gnome near your house
Feel self-conscious
Cuz he's laughing at you and your stuff
I saw crazy gnome inside my house twice this year
I didn't leave my house for a week each time
My stuff was violated by the crazy gnome
You probably don't even know him when you see him
Oh it's just that weird little mailman
Crazy gnome, crazy gnome
In your house, looking through your home
And he's laughin' at your stuff
Crazy gnome

[Isaac: Are you all in a hurry or anything?]

Notes:
  • Lyrics taken from the 1998/11/03 performance.
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